The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trash-talking marmalade.

[sup]Do you enjoy your kneecaps, Bob? Do they bring you joy?
Because if you want to keep them...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not using capitalization in any of the proper places.

[sup]IRC still not working? I need someone to talk to.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I've changed.

[sup]I have always loved marmalade. ALWAYS![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pretending he doesn't love the marmalade.

 

[Lambi]

...for not using mayo instead.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I can afford mayo.

[sup]Marmalade's cheaper.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for inventing a condition that is both hysterical, disgusting, and terrifying all at the same time.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a master wordsmith.

[sup]U nd ur fancee Engrish lurneengs.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting their master wordsmithery completed yet.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer ben all gewd wid werdz nd stuf.

 

[Neonbob]

...for encouraging brain mush!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fr nut eeteeng ze tazte bran moosh!

 

[Neonbob]

...for doubting the supply of brain mush.