The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "Neonbob wants a chat..."

[sup]And I am out for now. I shall be back when my eyes stop itching like fuck.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having itchy eyes.
[sup]And I'm out too, unless there's a reply after I'm done typing this sup.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having itchy eyes.

[sup]Well, you could avoid putting chili powder in them.

@Rex:...for copying me. FROM THE FUTURE![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being copied from the future.
[sup]So that's how ninjas do it![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for learning the ultimate secret of the ninjas.

[sup]Oh no! Quickly, dispose of him![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for knowing too much about the pudding.

[sup]Goodbye, Mr. Goat. *BANG!*[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for killing Goat after I had just realized he wasn't dead!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blaming me for all of life's problems.

[sup]That is Tom Cruise's job and you know it![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for bringing Tom Cruise into this.

[sup]You know very well that you shot Goat. I had just figured out that he wasn't dead, not long before that. You troll.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for accusing me of stabbing their face.

 

[Empireth]

...for somehow managing to imply that there's more than one of me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a Calvin & Hobbes style cloner.

[sup]Clever.
*BANG!*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for stealing my imagination box.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for misuse of the box.

[sup]It is for time travel, transmogrification, and cloning.
*BANG!*[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being last of the Chinchillas. [sub]I bet he killed everyone else..[/sub]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to take Mars from me!

 

[Empireth]

...for having Mars and not telling me!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having marmalade and not telling me!

[sup]*TROUT-SLAP!*[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for talking about MARMALADE. It's evil!