The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being such a noisy meal.

[sup]Quiet you! Get in that oven![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Goat
For not giving suggestion on how best to prepare you for eating.
@Chinchi
For "But I wanted to barbecue him. With lava!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to barbecue.

[sup]Who barbecues in winter?![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for getting out of the oven.

[sup]Put this apple in your mouth and get back in there![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for" JUST EAT JEDWARD ALREADY!!! JESUS!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Chinchi
For not realizing the lava will make it so hot, winter will run off.
@Goat
For bring this to my attention.
*Starts looking for a recipe to make Chinchilla stuffed with Goat.*
@Sas
For being a Jetward.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking he can eat me.

[sup]I'm quite toxic.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing I have already eaten you, now I just need to prepare you.
Also for the toxic part: I'm quite incapable of dieing.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for working backwards.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm the one working backwards.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ever working at all.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Goat
For thinking I don't work.
@Chinchi
For being a rodent who talks about work.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving us a festival filled with ham and pomp.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I didn't give that festival.
[sup]You just didn't show up![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking you weren't invited.
[sup]I sent all of you psychic invitations![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for losing our invitations.

[sup]You made me miss out on the ham! And the pomp![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For blocking my psychic invitations.
[sup]It's your own fault![/sup]