The Guy above me is a troll because...

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for bringing up a difficult situation.

[sup]Well, I know what we could do with the cake...[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for expecting me to have a good idea for it.

[sup]Hey, it's not my problem. You deal with it.[/sup]
 
Sep 5, 2009
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...for being about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

[sup]Thanks, Juan. Really. I'll just take my economy-sized bottle of lube and trudge home then, shall I?[/sup]
 

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Wrenchmaiden.
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...for saying something that reminded me of Back to the Future.

[sup]Yes. Yes you shall. I'm not touching it.[/sup]
 
Sep 5, 2009
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...for fearing the lube.

[sup]Pansy.

You must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. You must face your fear. You must permit it to pass over you and through you. When the fear has passed, you will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will nothing. Only you will remain.[/sup]
 
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...for mistaking The Litany Against Fear for an inspiring speech.

[sup]You must learn the ways of the Bene Gesserit! You must learn the ways of the Mentat as well!
For the sake of humanity's future![/sup]
 

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Legacy
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...for eating the rest of the Chinchillas.

[sup]You greedy fucker![/sup]
 

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For "You can't escape. Why would you want to escape? There is nothing left outside. I ate it all, everything that you had out here is now in there. The outside world doesn't support them anymore."