The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "On the contrary: I already have it!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "...Touche, magic man."

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a quote in a thing that should be original!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not putting a quote in a thing that should be original!

 

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking about originality in a thread that should be about originality in all its forms!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having exterminated those pesky whales yet.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "BOO!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a either a ghost or a cow.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I'm a ghost...of a cow."

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving three damns to a preacher.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for damning the whales to Hell!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "My scouter says your post count is OVER 9000!!!!!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "...Blame Forum Games, Neon and Godzilla!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming me!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being not unblameless.

[sup]Meh. Why not blame you?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For blaming Godzilla!
[sup]How dare you?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for blaming him for blaming Godzilla.
[sup]How could he not?![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for eating Godzirrah!

 

[Ren3004]

... for eating pie.