The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for crimes of passion.
Or just crimes, not sure.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a crime.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "GAH!! WHY, YOUTUBE, WHY?!?!?!"

[sup]They bounced Electric Worry from the site![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..."Terms of use violation, I believe. Which may or may not have been related to my group"

[sup]At least, that is what I think.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for speaking the truth.

[sup]Hope someone has. If not, screw it, go and buy several. I'm only getting £160 of my nan.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using the word "truth" without quotes around it.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing my bad luck involving Clutch.

[sup]Videos get taken down, can get the said vids when available.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I am not.

[sup]Good thing is I still have the vids I downloaded on my phone.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for 'Is it good? Better then butsecks with MJ?'

[sup]Too soon?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "It's never too soon."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising who I might mean by MJ.

[sup]I could've have meant Mary Jane A.K.A Kirsten Dunst.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Goat
For wanting me to question Sas.
[sup]I'm not questioning any of the crazy stuff he does anymore and neither should you.
It would be too much work to question it all.[/sup]
@Sas
For Ninja!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking everything I do is crazy.

[sup]And you'd be damn right.[/sup]