The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for making pie in the first place!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Was it Brain pie?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie...hmmmm...brain pie... perfect!! Care to donate???"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I don't donate, I take! And I eat."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Mountains will be moved! Movements will be mounted!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I moved the mountains, into my stomach."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "EPIC!"

 

[Generator]

...for confusing me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being easily confused.

 

[Frankydee]

because I said so.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Because he's worth it!"

 

[Generator]

...for elongating a two syllable word to a six syllable word.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not giving me my pony back!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Oh please, Batman. If you had the guts for that type of fun you would've done it years ago. I, on the other hand..."

 

[Frankydee]

for bringing sexy back.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having no restraint.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the guy who brought sexy back.

 

[Neonbob]

...for letting me talk to a mime for a day!

 

[USSR]

..for having his goat be swollen!