The Guy above me is a troll because...

[PixelKing]

For making my head hurt.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a headache.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not being the one who replied to my secret message

 

[Lambi]

...for not saying Rex was supposed to answer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not saying it either.
Was I supposed to answer?

 

[Lambi]

...for not knowing it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to decode weird ninja messages. I don't decode, I only code.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For trying to steal my job as coder

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I meant coding as in programming."

 

[Lambi]

...for being a good coder.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being a bad coder.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having apples.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting my apples.

 

[Lambi]

...for not giving apples.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting my apples for free.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Steals the apples*

 

[Ren3004]

... for stealing the bad apples.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Puts the apples on fire and throws them in your face*

 

[Lambi]

...for "Good throwing, master."

 

[Ren3004]

... for supporting this attack.