The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Cherry Cola]

For making the guinea pig more cautious about his oatmeal so I can't pee in it.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling me a guinea pig.

[sup]How rude.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that the opinion of some bloated donkey is somehow more valid.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so quiet.

[sup]I'm sorry, my bovine friend, but I can't hear you over the gurgling of your engorged stomach.[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being inferior animals to the ninja-monkey

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for telling LIES!

[sup]Chinchilla rules you![/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For claiming that I tell LIES

[sub]Have a seizure from my Avatar![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to give me a seizure.

[sup]NEVERRRR-aljkslidnmflaiwneoinfaosidng![/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For getting a seizure in small letters

 

[Cherry Cola]

For showing sympathy for people with seizures while being a communist. [sub]It would be OK if you where buddhist[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

...for not wanting to be a Buddhist.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For thinking it's wrong to not wanting to be a Buddhist.

 

[Lambi]

...for not wanting to it be wrong for a Buddhist to thinking.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For a Buddhist not wanting to be wrong for thinking.

 

[Lambi]

...for a wrong not thinking to be Buddhist for wanting.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For twisting my brain.