The Guy above me is a troll because...

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for not shutting up about him being evil while I am in the room.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being in the room.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being outside the room.

[sup]Get back in the hallway, you![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "I hope he isn't in The Room."
[sup]In Silent Hill 4.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having hope.

[sup]We're fresh out of that stuff.
We are overstocked on absolute terror though.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "I'll take a dozen absolute terrors then."

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for not seeing the sale on "unnerving fear". See? Two for one!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to take away my customers.

[sup]You asshat. Taste fishy justice!
*TROUT-SLAP!*[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not selling those unnerving fears yourself.
Also, I want some of those Absolute Terrors.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for...hang on, you have one in stock of "Blissful Happiness"! Can I have it? How much?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "It costs 1 soul."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking he can afford the Blissful Happiness.
...for charging too little.

[sup]It's worth far more than that.

@Rex: Here you are, sir. One package of absolute terrors. Have a nice day.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

@Rex: ...for "What evil shall we do today, my liege?"

@Chinchy: ...for being a NINJA!

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

[sup]Damn, I knew I shouldn't have sold my soul to Christianity, all I get is eternal harmony in heaven! Dang![/sup]

For being an inflation seller.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For selling his soul to christians.

 

[Lambi]

...for "Rex already has mine. How is it, my lord?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for giving Rex a soul.

[sup]Like he needs any more.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "He took it with force."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being able to beat Rex in a fight.

[sup]You make me sad.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a fighter, not a lover.