The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer net pinteeng oot grimer masteaks.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "What tey fuck?"

@Rex: ...for meh.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fr dinking I'em heard tu oonderstend.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing the key to my booze cabinet.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having a code-lock and iris-scan security to you booze cabinet.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fr halfeng suche a fancee bouze cabnet.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having your own booze cabinet.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing my booze cabinet before this one.

 

[Lambi]

...for having lousy security for your booze and booze cabinet.
[sup]BTW, I stole your last Scotch.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer nut giveeng poor ol Chinchy sum monies fr moar bouze.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Sas
For "It wasn't me, this time. I would never steal something with such low quality."
[sup]By reading any of my posts you agreed that I'm not responsible for any damage to the truth.[/sup]
@Lambi
For being a Ninja!
@Chinchi
For being a Drunken Ninja!

 

[Lambi]

...for being so easily ninja'd since a drunk could ninja you.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer...BLAAAARRRRPROJECTILEVOMITRRRRRGGGHHH!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Lambi
For "It's all because I type so much."
@Chinchi
For doing it again.
And
My Evil vomit hypnotism finally begins to work.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer leteng a drunk ninjah him twishe.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For still being drunk.
[sup]You're in violation of the Pirate-Ninja treaty,
which states that pirates are allowed to be drunk and Ninjas are not.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...fer theenking Ah haven't multi-classhed.

[sup]I ams a Pirate ands a Neenja.[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being half a ninja therefore not as hardcore as me.

 

[Lambi]

@Rex: ...for letting me know of this now. "I shall remember it."

@Chinchy and HUBILUB: ...for being NINJAS!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For remembering it.
@HUBILUB
For not being any part pirate and therefore not being hardcore at all.