The Guy above me is a troll because...

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Lazy Kitty

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For "Oh, your BFG-9000, car and everything on it also just got digested.
Do you have any more of those snacks?"
 

Lambi

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...for not just downloading a virus into Rex. "You just don't want to know where it's supposed to go."
 

Lazy Kitty

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May 1, 2009
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For thinking any of that would work.
I'm not a computer, so downloading anything into me is impossible, even if it were possible you would merely destroy yourself.
[sup]You're inside my stomach so trying to harm me (an immortal god) is just suicide.
So praise yourself lucky it's impossible to harm me.[/sup]
 

Lazy Kitty

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May 1, 2009
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For not realizing that by just making the virus, it's already inside me.
[sup]And it won't change anything to my immortality.
Though it might work on one of my clones.
Anyway, if it works you'll know you weren't dealing with me.
And if it were me, you'd get a scene like:[/sup]
[sup]Still, it's an awesome scene, so that may be worth it.

Hello?
Anyone?
Are you still there?
Nap time.[/sup]
 

Lambi

Yuki-Onna
Oct 20, 2009
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...for not seeing that I have now made you mortal again.

[sup]And we are out of your stomach.[/sup]
 

Cherry Cola

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For not knowing that I am a rare breed of über-monkey

[sub]I can hold a grudge, you guinea santa[/sub]
 

Lazy Kitty

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@Lambi
For getting out of my stomach.
By now you'll have noticed there is nothing out there to support your survival (like oxygen).
Mortal again. You seem to think I was ever mortal.
This body I'm locked up in may be mortal, but I exceed even immortality.
Locking me up was the furthest they could go, killing it will merely transfer me to another human, until the human race is no more, then I'll finally be free.
Also it seems you only managed to get out of the stomach of one of my clones ate you after I ate the both of you.

@Sas
For not stealing the waffles.
[sup]He stole your scotch![/sup]