The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for details.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "It are important details."

 

[Ren3004]

... for hitting me in the face.

OW!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not avoiding that low flying ninja monkey.

 

[Ren3004]

... for letting the flying ninja monkey out of its cage.
[sub]That's the ONE thing you had to do. Keep the monkey in the cage while I roast the turkey. But nooooooo... you're watching the game instead! *sniff*

This Christmas party is ruined! RUINED! But you know what? I don't care! Because Santa is going to give all the gifts and you'll get charcoal. That's it... charcoal. *sniff*[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling me of my job sooner.

[sup]If I had known, I wouldn't have taken him out for walkies...or flysies.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Oooh, charcoal, I want it!"

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting that charcoal.
[sub]No, that's Sas's. Santa picked it himself.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still holding this against me.

[sup]First the dog, now this! No pleasing you, is there?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for being insensitive.
[sub]Hey, I loved that dog! Even though I had never seen it![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for loving an animal that he has never seen.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What dog? The one I ate?"

 

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing what dog.
[sub]The one that Sas bought for me, then gave to Pararaptor so he would blow it up.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not letting it go!

[sup]LET IT GO, MAN![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having given that dog to me for lunch.

 

[Ren3004]

... for eating dogs.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What do you have against eating hot-dogs?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Mmmm. Hot dogs!"

[sup]Has my avatar changed yet?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having an hypnotic avatar.

[sup]Damn. It's not animated.[/sup]