The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for being such a solitary tract.
[sub]It's over, Raptor! You can't beat me in Neuroanatomy! I wield the power of GRAY'S ANATOMY![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For staying on the topic.

 

[Ren3004]

... for evading the subject like the decussation he is.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For ramblings.

 

[Ren3004]

.. for not rambling.

 

[Ren3004]

For not being Clarke's column.
[sub]Now stay there and watch the big boys receive proprioceptive information from the lower limb![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For turning Richard (Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Lord of the Undead, Mayor of a Little Village up the Coast, Lord of the Dance and Mistress of Magma) into a door.

 

[Ren3004]

... for refusing to open the door.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Open it yourself, you lazy..."

 

[Ren3004]

... for not seeing I am holding a mountain of presents on my arms.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling him to give me the presents.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting all these presents.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For killing the bishop by drinking out of the wrong cup.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not telling me what the right cup was.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not drinking from the correct cup and therefore dying.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For a bat over every pit.

 

[Ren3004]

... for a pit over every bat.