The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Cherry Cola]

For associating thanks with trolling

 

[Lambi]

...for being grumpy since no one thanks him for anything.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not thanking me

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking seizure monkeys deserve thanks.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being gone for so long.
[sub]Chinchy! You're back![/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being present for my glorious return a few days ago.

[sup]Yes! I have returned! With pomp and ham![/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For returning

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to give Chinchilla Claus a seizure on Chinchilla-mas Eve.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for being prone to flashing Santa images.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not using the verb 'seizured'.
[sub]Yes, there is a verb for it now.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making up a new word.

[sup]It's a Chinchilla-mas miracle![/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For claiming to be a chinchilla

[sub]you guinea pig[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for claiming to be a ninja monkey.

[sup]I call shenanigans, seizure monkey.[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not realizing that I am both

[sub]I call bullcrap on that word! "Shenanigans" sounds totally made up[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...wait a second!

[sup]How can you be flashy enough to induce seizures and be sneaky enough to be a ninja?
SHENANIGANS![/sup]

 

[Rooster893]

for making south park references

 

[Neonbob]

...for having Toki as an Avatar instead of Nathan!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having flying, exploded whales as his avatar.

 

[Lambi]

...for lieking mudkipz.