The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For this.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/521926

 

[Ren3004]

... for disrupting my study.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Johnson, where's my eggnog?"

 

[Ren3004]

.. for losing your eggnog.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not giving me new eggnog.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being all grabby over the eggy-noggy goodness of eggnog.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not making the eggnog strong enough.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Count Chocula.

 

[Ren3004]

... for counting.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Who in the name of all that is Evil is Count Chocula?"

 

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing Count Chocula.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me who it is.
[sup]I'm too lazy to use Google right now.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing that I also don't know who he is.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not Googling it for me.

 

[Lambi]

...for being a lazy bastard.

[sup]Merry Christmas![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a day too early.
[sup]But there's only 6 and a half hour left until it is.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for not knowing Icelanders celebrate Christmas on the 24th.

[sup]'Tis true.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having an advantage towards knowing that.

 

[Lambi]

...for "Thank you."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thanking me.