The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Cherry Cola]

For writing short comments.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being short

 

[Cherry Cola]

For knowing I'm tall.

[sub]Also, I have a fucking present now![/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a flashing hat that some might confuse with a monkey and a vinyl.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having an animated avatar.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having a BLOODY PANDA BADGE!!!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not having a Toy Magnets badge.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being Off the Record.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being gone.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being gone.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being there.

 

[Cherry Cola]

For archiving everything.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being own the record.