The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For pointing that out.
[sup]I wanted to do that.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being slow.

[sup]I'ts Christams. Leit it goo.[/sup]

 

[Cherry Cola]

For releasing your anger without being a sith.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a recruiter for the Sith.

[sup]Do you have cookies?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not having cookies himself.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yesss, we have cookies!"
"Omnomnomnomnom!"
"Never mind we don't have any cookies anymore."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I just remembered...I joined the Sith about 40-50 pages ago."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For almost having 10000 posts.
[sup]And before I forget:
Merry Christmas![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for forgetting the Merry Christmas.

[sup]And same to you, good sir/madam/alien being from the Dragon Ball universe![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for the post count.

[sup]Did I miss something?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For...
[sup]*Noise in background: "Hohoho!"*[/sup]
Excuse me, I have to go issue some orders.

"Sound the air-alarm!
Man the anti-air lasers!
Don't allow him to land!
Blast him to pieces!"

[sup]*Sound of a crashing sleigh*[/sup]
"Fire the Particle Canon!"
[sup]*BOOOOOM*[/sup]

...Ok, I'm back, some madman in a flying sleigh was attacking my base, but he's dead now.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being around to see him die.