The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For disagreeing.

 

[Lambi]

...for "The pizza's ready. Did you find a good movie to watch while we eat?"

[sup][sup]I'm seriously hungry now. Damn me and my posting of food.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Well, I did find Shrek..."

 

[Lambi]

...for "Didn't you see my Monty Python collection on the highest shelf over by the TV?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Monty Python you say? Let's see Monty Python and the Life of Brian."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For quoting the Captain.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Well, then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing he quoted the Captain again.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For quoting the Captain. AGAIN!
[sup]You have some nerve![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Shoot him! Then cut out his tongue! Then shoot the tongue!
...And trim the beard."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For quoting the Captain again.
You know what I'm gonna do to you now?
I'm gonna shoot you, cut out your tongue then shoot your tongue.
And then I'm gonna trim my beard.
No, scratch that. I already did that.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Everybody stay still! I've lost me brains."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "SURF'S UP, BIG KAHUNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"