The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not welcoming me back like a proper gentleman!

 

[Empireth]

...for swearing at my Icklekins.

[sup]Dude. He was being nice to me.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking being a lady makes a person less able to stand up for themselves.

 

[Empireth]

...for not liking the feminist card.

[sup]Nothing wrong with feminism...
And Christmas was alright.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For proclaiming himself normal...
And being right.

@Empireth
I have no idea who Shugarelle is (or where the trout thing came from).