The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Cherry Cola]

For making me join in on the trout.

*BECAUSE SHE'S GOT A GREAT TROUT*

 

[Ren3004]

... for talking about her trout.
[sub]We will make him a trout he cannot refuse.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For finally posting something in this trout again.
*WAR DOESN'T DETERMINE WHO IS RIGHT, ONLY WHO IS TROUT-SLAPPED*

 

[Cherry Cola]

For being dark.

What a strange trout. The only winning move is not to slap

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For weirdness.
*A LONG TIME AGO IN A TROUT, FAR FAR AWAY*

 

[Lambi]

...for SCIENCE!

*SOMEBODY TROUT-SLAP ME!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting to be trout-slapped and more importantly: for changing your avatar.
*BY THE POWER OF GREYTROUT*

 

[Lambi]

...for not liking Doctor Insano.

*I HAVE THE TROUT-SLAP*

[sup]The *SOMEBODY TROUT-SLAP ME!* is the trout-slap version of "Somebody stop me!" from The Mask.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Who in the name of Sheogorath is Doctor Insano?"
*TROUTQUIVALTROUTNT TROUTXCHANGTROUT*

 

[Lambi]

...for not knowing who Doctor Insano is and clearly doesn't watch The Spoony Experiment [http://spoonyexperiment.com/].

*NO. MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO TROUT-SLAP.*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'll watch it later, 2 more episodes to go."
*EMPEROR PILAF WILL TROUT-SLAP THE WORLD*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For lack of troutery.
*TROUT SHALL NOT PASS*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For disrupting the trout.

*WHATEVER TROUTDAMN I SAID IT AGAIN*

 

[Lambi]

...for "The trout shall live forever!"

*I'M HERE TO SLAP TROUTS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM. AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUUBLEGUM.*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For changing your avatar again.
*THERE IS NO GOOD OR EVIL; THERE IS ONLY TROUT AND THOSE TOO WEAK TO SLAP IT*

 

[Lambi]

...for "I'm gonna try this one out for awhile, see if I like it."

*WAKKA WAKKA SLAP-TROUT*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "But that ninja with the large shuriken looked more awesome."
*GETSUGA TROUT*

 

[Empireth]

...for continuing on with this trout nonsense.

[sup]As far as I'm concerned, the only person entitled to trout-slap is Shugarelle. And he seems to be away. Everyone else can settle for fish-slapping everyone else. Stop trying to be Shugarelle! That's a...
Shortcoming![/sup]