The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for * MARVELLOUS! WE SHALL TROUT IN THE SHADE!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *PUNCH-THAT-TROUT!*

 

[Lambi]

...for "I can't believe it's not Satan."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing Satan is inside all of us, batting our souls about like a kitteh playing with a ball of wool.

 

[Lambi]

...for "In Soviet Russia, present opens you."

 

[Cherry Cola]

for thinking he knows the difference of a good and a bad joke

 

[Cherry Cola]

For insulting me

[sub]Unsult me this second![/sub]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for shouting

[sub]*sob* Why did you shout *sniff* You didn't have to... *sobs uncontrollably*[/sub]