The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for trouting with me.

*THE TROUT IS STRONG WITH YOU, YOUNG PADAWAN*

 

[Lambi]

...for not punishing him.

*YOU SPIN ME SLAP TROUT, BABY, SLAP TROUT, LIKE A SLAPTROUT, BABY, SLAP TROUT, SLAP TROUT*

 

[Lambi]

...for following me.

*IT'S THE FINAL TROUTSLAP!*

 

[Cherry Cola]

For doing stuff

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not joining the trout fun.

*DIE, MOTHERTROUT, DIE MOTHERTROUT, DIE*

 

[Lambi]

...for "Give into the troutslap, HUBILUB. All the cool kids are doing it."

*99 RED TROUT-SLAPS*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for anything really.

*MYA HE! MYA HO! MYA TROUT SLAP!*

 

[Lambi]

...for everything.

*P-P-P-POKERFACE, T_T-TROUTSLAP*

[sup][sup]Can you find the hidden sad-face?[/sup][/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

T_T
... for hiding it in plain sight.

 

[Lambi]

...for finally breaking the chain.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *ENGLISH, MOTHERTROUTER! DO YOU TROUT IT?*

 

[Lambi]

...for *TROUTING OUT SLAP* [sup]LOL for those who don't get it[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *THIS IS TROUTNESS!*

 

[Lambi]

...for *THIS ISN'T TROUTNESS! THIS! IS ! TROUTSLAP!*