The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for trying to revive it.

*TROUT-PERMANENT DEATH*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for meme-y badness.

*TROUT O RLY?*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For speaking gibberish sometimes.
*TROUTPOCALYPSE*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being anti-meme.

*TROUT BANJO PLAYER!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not making his status on memes clear.

*TROUT OVER 9000!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For overtrouting.
*THE ONE TROUT TO SLAP THEM ALL*

 

[Lambi]

...for participating in said trouting.

*TROUT MOUSTACHE BUDDIES*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a voodoo trout master.

*ONE TROUT TO BRING THEM AND IN THE DARKNESS, BIND THEM*