The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For trouting along.
*WITH A GREAT TROUT COMES A GREAT SLAP*

 

[Lambi]

...for even more of the same.

*DO YOU FEEL SLAPPY? DO YOU, TROUT?*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not doing something different.
*I FIND YOUR LACK OF TROUTS DISTURBING*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being stuck in this trout loop.

*I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' TROUT ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PLANE!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For also being stuck.
*I WILL TROUT BACK*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not ending the madness.

*FRANKLY MY DEAR, I DON'T GIVE A TROUT*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not doing it either.
*DON'T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU'VE CONSTRUCTED; THE ABILITY TO SLAP A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE TROUT*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "It's eating my brain!"

*THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE TROUTLY*

 

[Lambi]

...for "The madness will go on forever!"

*LUKE, I AM YOUR TROUT-SLAP*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Sas
For "Don't call me it!"
*THERE IS NO LIVE IN THE TROUT*
@Everyone in between
For "Nine ninjas sneaking"
*NOW RELEASE YOUR TROUT*

 

[Cherry Cola]

For making trout-jokes (All of you)

... No, I'm not going to do one.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For lack of troutness.
*THE GREAT TROUT WILL BE DISPLEASED*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for breaking the chain.

*THIS! IS! TROUT SLAP!*

 

[Lambi]

...for "Want me to punish you with the Jonas Brothers, HUBILUB?"

*NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER SLAP YOUR TROUT*

 

[Cherry Cola]

For not letting me brake the chain.