The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...

Aw, screw it. I'll think of something funny later.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not using science to bring back his deceased parentage.

[sub]And trying to win an Oscar for overacting[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for holding some strange grudge against his father.

[sub]Ha! No, it takes more than that to scare me off. [/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for mistaking me for Freud.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that we're the only two left here.

*Wind blows a tumbleweed past you.*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating the tumbleweed. Now what will we watch for entertainment?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not pointing out the peepshow earlier, damnit!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling the OP from the Polanski thread a douche when he is clearly more of an overzealous asshat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for discovering my use of Chinchilla-y. You sneaky mongoose.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for having stitches holding him together.