The Guy above me is a troll because...

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...for not checking mine and Jaywebbs history.

[sup]We've been stalking each other all night...only I stopped.[/sup]
 
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...for dreaming of a life on the road as a naked contortionist; never stopping, never breaking his stride.

[sub]Except to occasionally eat at TGI Friday's.[/sub]
 

Sassafrass

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...for being slightly crazy, and having weird thoughts.

[sup]That sorta works, even though I was ninja'd.[/sup]
 

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...for possibly not understanding that my last post was directed at him/her.
 
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...for not bringing me Taco Bell in my hour of greatest need. Leaving me! To die alone in this godforsaken wasteland, crying out in agony and sorrow for some chalupas or maybe a gordita or two. So alone. So without Taco Bell.

[sub]*Whimper*[/sub]
 

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...for being unable to live without Taco Bell. Puny human...

[sup]I leave now, but will be back soon. It's 4.40am here so I must sleep.[/sup]
 

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...for making wait in that fancy french diner for hours until I accepted the fact that you wouldn't show up.

[sup]I have feelings too[/sup]