The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SimpleChimp]

For being an apathetic emo-asian with shiny hair calling people wankers.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lieking mudkipz.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking Sony products are bad.

 

[tanithwolf]

...for thinking Sony products are good.

 

[Gariom]

...for arguing about Sony products.

Funfact: Sony's first product was a rice cooker.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing what Sony's first ever product was.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a wood ape.

 

[tanithwolf]

... for cursing, my word the language.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not swearing at the lack of swearing.

EDIT: Concerning griggle, he seems to actually be a troll just to let you know.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being in an asylum, even though he's a psycho.

[sub]Yeah, we're getting a slight influx of trolls from /b/.
EDIT: Ok, so it's actually just one lone troll.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being the last of the Chinchillas.

[sup]Just looked up 4chan on Wikipedia. Glad I've never been there or heard of it until now.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for casting Magic Missile at the darkness.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that was me.

[sup]SAY WHAT? Magic Missile? What the hell is that? Is it from FF?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being behind on his nerdy references.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHdXG2gV01k&feature=related

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming I look up nerdy references.

[sup]Can't load vid, my internet being, for want of better word, idiotic.[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for denying his dark secret
[sup]denial is 1st stage of death y'know[/sup]