The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking my secret is dark.
[sup]I have only one secret and you will never get it from me[/sup]

 

[kijo98]

he wont give me his secret...

 

[zeroharpuia]

...for assuming he has only one dark secret (its a trap! He has many!)

 

[Sassafrass]

...for realising I have many dark secrets.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for secretly being Dumbledore.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for secretly thinking that I am Dumbledore.

 

[zeroharpuia]

...for not explicitly telling people that he was Dumbeldore

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming that I am still Dumbledore.
[sup]I'm something much darker...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for secretly being Snape.

 

[zeroharpuia]

...for incorrectly guessing that he was Snape when he was actually Snapeldore.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for blowing my puny rodent mind.

/shock and awe

Spoiler: 600 posts!

Party time.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for celebrating 600 posts.

Spoiler

I'VE GOT DOUBLE THE AMOUNT THEN YOU! HOW DO YOU FEEL??

 

[zeroharpuia]

...for making me feel insignificant with my puny 182 posts

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for properly feeling insignificant.

[sub]Can you smell that? That's the smell of my superiority. Smells like bacon, doesn't it?[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking superiority smells like bacon.

[sup]Smells like Napalm to me...[/sup]

 

[zeroharpuia]

...for not taking enough showers.

[sup] Ninja'd [/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a magical circle. Of circle-y-ness. Ness.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for possibly being someone I know?

For being a goddamn Ninjaing Chinchilla.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating babies without any BBQ sauce.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I eat babies.
[sup]I prefer adults...more meat on 'em.[/sup]