The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SimpleChimp]

For breaking the space time continuum to prove the guy before you wrong.

 

[Sam G]

...For exaggerating extremely.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not thinking breaking the space-time continuum is awesome.

EDIT:... for complaining about exaggeration.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for being yet another person who ninja'd me.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for playing a guitar in Hell, which is clearly against the "No guitars in Hell Act" of 1795.

 

[ThreeWords]

.. for being a lawyer

 

[Sassafrass]

..for not realising lawyers are good people, who aren't in any way a drain on humanity.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for failing at sarcasm.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for not seeing that sarcasm is nigh impossible on the internet.

 

[ThreeWords]

... for doubting the power to teh interwebz

 

[XJ-0461]

...for calling it "teh interwebz".

 

[ThreeWords]

.. 4 h8ing mi modrn wA of riting

 

[Magnatek]

For posting what the majority of us do not understand.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for failing to comprehend 1337-speak on the internet.

 

[AvsJoe]

EDIT: Ninja'd

For understanding 1337-5p33k

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for exploding out of his egg with the fury of a thousand super novas.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

...For not understanding that it isn't super novas, it's the devil

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not getting that cut on his avatars face looked at.

 

[Sam G]

...For caring about another's health. Wanker.