The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "Remember, Neon. I know what you look like..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to freak ME out. What a futile activity.

 

[Lambi]

...for having faulty plans.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Quiet, you! Never underestimate the power of insane plans!"

 

[Neonbob]

...for faulting a wire with a squirrel.

 

[Lambi]

...grape

 

[Lambi]

...for the golden age.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for the silver age.

 

[Lambi]

...for the Dragon Age.

 

[Lambi]

...for chicken age.