The Guy above me is a troll because...

[A random person]

For being a huge liar.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking whistling through his nose is the biggest problem he has.

[sup]Enid got into that money jar...[/sup]

 

[A random person]

For being horribly ninja'd.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being mean to Ted.

 

[A random person]

For not hi-fiveing the Todd.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I like my wrist unbroken.

 

[Lambi]

...for taking my shrubbery.

 

[A random person]

For being a communist.

 

[Lambi]

...for stealing my shrubbery.

 

[A random person]

For using the same joke twice.

That was at lambi, by the way.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for the counting of jokes.

 

[Lambi]

@Goat: ...for not knowing about shrubberies. (From Monty python and the Holy Grail)

@Sas: ...for being a jokester himself.

 

[Lambi]

...for pointing that out.

 

[Lambi]

...for "I'll put barbed wire in your sandwiches if I don't get my shrubbery back. How's that for consequence?"