The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For annihilation!

 

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=1]...FOR "YOU SHALL ALL PERISH UNDER MY MIGHT!!!"[/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Too bad. I can't die."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being one of the six.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not informing me earlier about those six.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For making false assumptions.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "I was immortal once. The I did something to some guys dog and he took that power away from me"

 

[A random person]

Because he abuses JD.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I abuse him.

[sup]I just lightly toy with his mental state.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still being in his Kelso phase.

[sup]Don't make me punch you in the face...[/sup]

 

[A random person]

For also abusing Elliot.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I abuse Barbie.

[sup]I don't. I just make her doubt herself a lot.[/sup]

 

[A random person]

For stealing my sandwich.