The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not humping Tom Cruise with him.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having lines.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Hey, that's my line!"

 

[Lambi]

...for sort of stealing my line.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "And now, back to the studio."

 

[Lambi]

...for "Where the hell is Chinchy?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a homicidal farm animal.

 

[Sassafrass]

@Goat...for "Are you at work?"
@Rex ...for "Fucking ninja!"

 

[Lambi]

...for being angry.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping to fuel his anger.

 

[Lambi]

...for being too helpful in that matter.

 

[A random person]

For encouraging a user's helpfulness at rage-inducing.

 

[Lambi]

...for using big words.

 

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=1]...FOR BEING BRAIN BLESSED AND BOOMING EVERYTHING OUT![/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Now! Release your anger! Destroy everything!"