The Guy above me is a troll because...

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

...for being put in a headlock by El Chinchy and being aroused by it.

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for losing a fortune by betting on the other guy.

[sup]El Chinchilla Magnifico never loses![/sup]

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for forgetting that everything is fair game in Tijuana.

Lazy Kitty · Dec 30, 2009

For having a next show.

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

...for "Who writes this?! I've lost 100 matches in a row!"

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for once again forgetting the rules.

[sup]Tijuana. Anything goes.[/sup]

Lambi · Dec 30, 2009

...for "NO! Not the kittens!"

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for being overstocked on kittehs.

[sup]You won't miss a few.[/sup]

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

...for not using the cat launcher!

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for not going for the obvious pun and calling it a "Cat-apult".

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for always being an easy joke.

Last of the Chinchillas · Dec 30, 2009

...for not giving me any ideas for a new suit.

Sassafrass · Dec 30, 2009

...for not finishing the sandwich still.

Lazy Kitty · Dec 30, 2009

@Goat
For never wearing anything.
@Sas
For ninja.