The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for letting the mob go wild.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bumrushing the border guard before he and his dog ever knew it.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for setting the street on fire.

 

[Lambi]

...for trying to put out the fires.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not doing the old stop, drop, and roll.

 

[Lambi]

...for doing it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For overdoing it.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for going to Canada, smoking lots of pot.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ANGRY COX!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for liking Cox.

 

[Lambi]

...for "Heh. Cocks..."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for double entendre.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For screwing around too much in paint.

 

[Lambi]

...for "Heh. Screwing..."

 

[Lambi]

...for being stupid.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for destroying my shiny Cadillackness.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *EL TROUT-SUPLEX!*

 

[Lambi]

...for having a pink Cadilac.