The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What isn't this scouter and armor enough?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "No! Now put some damn pants on!"

[sup]Hockey mask, you say?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "Yes. And maybe a chainsaw to go with it."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Yes, chainsaws will make anything look good."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking among certain lines.

 

[Lambi]

...for not thinking at all.

 

[Lambi]

...for being the head perv here.

[sup]Heh. Head...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For overperving. Keep up the good work.

 

[Lambi]

...for "Yes, sir. Heh, perv..."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For humping.

 

[Lambi]

...for not humping.

[sup]*Kicks Goat in face* Get off me, you idiot.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for wanting to do sexy time on my leg.

[sup]Rex might be offering his leg...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for humping Tom Cruise.

[sup]Fuck is wrong with you?!?[/sup]