The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for "but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped"

[sup]Screw this, I'll just say the next line after Rex.
Or AshPox.
:3[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped"

 

[Kud]

For "Indiana Jones took him out with his whip."

 

[Lambi]

...for "Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind"

 

[Kud]

For "and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find"

 

[Cherry Cola]

for "Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed"

[sub]Can't we sing something else? Like Wonderwall? Or Karate?[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

...for "And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist"

[sup]NO! We will finish this and then we'll see what we do next. Ok?[/sup]

 

[Kud]

For "Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault"

 

[Lambi]

...for "while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air"

 

[Lambi]

...for "Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare"

 

[Kud]

For "This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

 

[Lambi]

...for "Good guys, bad guys, and explosions, as far as the eye can see"

 

[Kud]

For "And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be"

 

[Lambi]

...for "This is the Ultimate Showdown..."

 

[Kud]

For "Angels sang out in immaculate chorus"

 

[Cherry Cola]

For "As down from the heavens, descended Chuck Norris"

 

[Kud]

For "Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones"

 

[Kud]

For "Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain"