The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for "Many lives were claimed, but eventually"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "The champion stood, the rest saw their better:"

 

[Kud]

For "Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."

 

[Lambi]

...for "Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "This is the Ultimate Showdown... of Ultimate Destiny"

 

[Lambi]

...for "And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be"

[sup]There should be three "This is the Ultimate Showdown..." after me.[/sup]

 

[Kud]

For "This is the Ultimate Showdown..."

 

[Lambi]

...for "This is the Ultimate Showdown..."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "This is the Ultimate Showdown..."

 

[Lambi]

...for "Of Ultimate Destiny!"

[sup]Now what?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for now this.

*TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Kud]

I donno, The Safety Dance maybe?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for killing everyone by mentioning the Safety Dance.

 

[Lambi]

...for not helping him kill everyone.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for expecting a busy Chinchilla to make time for a killing spree.

 

[Kud]

For not having the time to kill.

 

[Lambi]

...for holding time hostage.

 

[Kud]

...For not paying the ransom.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for setting such a high ransom.