The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

@AshPox: ...for not seeing the ransom on your left.

@Chinchy: ...for ninjaing me while looking like a ninja.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for that shuriken lodged in your eye there.

[sup]Might want to have a doctor take a look at that.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for wanting to know that I must say goodbye now because I have shit for connection and I don't want to restart it everytime it fails me tonight.

So I say to you all:
[HEADING=1]Happy New Year, everyone.[/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having to leave.

But Happy New Year.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having two Nu Yer, butte Hapee Leaf.

*hic*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being as a skunk on Vodka.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For mistaking him for a skunk: he's a Furby.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking he isn't a Furby.
[sup]He gets angry when he's called Furby.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for still being a trans-sexual space pirate.

 

[A random person]

For overusing trout-slaps.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking that trout-slaps can be overused.

[sup]Would you prefer ze Trout-Cannon?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Happy Newyear"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for [HEADING=2]HAPPY TROUT NEW YEAR, ONE AND ALL![/HEADING]

 

[Sassafrass]

[HEADING=1]...FOR NOT ANOTHER 40 MINUTES IN BRITAIN IT ISN'T!
BUT HAPPY NEW YEARS ANYWAY![/HEADING]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so close to the year that is new.

[sup]I have several hours to go.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being 30 minutes away.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for punching Dr. Kelso all day long.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a ninja all day long.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Ubermensch all day long.