The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a Furby all day long.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being an eggplant all day long.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not killing anyone all day long.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not checking up on his friends and family all day long.

[sup]You are quite mistaken, my good sir.[/sup]

 

[A random person]

For thinking there's no such thing as excess trout slap.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-SLAP, TROUT-SLAP, TROUT-SLAP, TROUT-SLAP, TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for killing the trout.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking the trout isn't powerful to handle that.

[sup]Just a little duct tape and super glue...
Good as new![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for [HEADING=2]HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM BRITAIN![/HEADING]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Welcome to 2010. You're late!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for "I'll meet you guys there in about 6 hours."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "But my party will be over then.
Cake and hookers are involved."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...damnit.

 

[A random person]

For having your avatar not show up on my computer.

Edit: For being a filthy trout-slapping ninja.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being ninja'd by a trout-slapping Furby.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not seeing my avy.
And for being that damn ninja.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I don't see your avi.
And for being ninja'd by a transsexual space-pirate.

 

[A random person]

For killing Goku while having an annoying dub voice.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not thinking the dub voice is hysterical.

 

[A random person]

Spoiler: For not seeing truly bad dubbing.

Hayate's voice is pretty OK, though.