The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for trying to fuck an entire patch of chickens.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Little Sparrow.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a spiraling genital member O_O

 

[Neonbob]

...for not looking at that article yesterday.

 

[Neonbob]

...for having to be informed of interesting things!

 

[Neonbob]

...for being a detective of OBVIOUSNESS

 

[Lambi]

...for being too informative.

 

[Neonbob]

...for taking monkeys into a secure area and poking them viciously with sticks.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "WHAT? STICKS?! I have perfectly good tridents for poking this."

 

[Neonbob]

...for making giant Rat-ants that terrorized my whole neighborhood!

 

[Neonbob]

...for arresting a cat burglar on false charges!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not shooting him first.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a video of that awesome day.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For watching the video.