The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for putting bright red text on my screen.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For putting little big red text on your avatar.

 

[Neonbob]

...for being PURPLE!

 

[Lambi]

...for nuking purple whales.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not harming any whales.

 

[Lambi]

...for thinking I don't harm whales.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not looking in the area of Greenland.

 

[Lambi]

...for thinking I'd go to Greenland.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not going to Greenland.

 

[Lambi]

...for thinking I like Greenland.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a really crappy commercial!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Lambi
For thinking I care.
@Neon
For "Less ninjaing me! More nuking whales!"

 

[Lambi]

...for having a green background.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a Lucky Star character.
[sup]I watched about half of the first episode, but I found it too boring to continue.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for not liking Lucky Star.

[sup]If you want to know, Lucky Star is about 4 schoolgirls and their daily life. Konata, the one I have as avatar, is kind of the main character.
Do you watch anime?
Just curious...[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes, I do, I've spent the hollydays doing almost nothing but watching anime. But I'm more into animes with a bit more action."

 

[Neonbob]

...for being insistent on me getting a new rifle, when the one I have right now is perfectly fine.

 

[Lambi]

...for holding my doll hostage.

[sup]@Rex: Have you seen Hellsing?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Not yet."

 

[Lambi]

...for "You should watch both the regular anime and the OVAs. Here's a Wikipedia link [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hellsing_episodes#Hellsing_Ultimate] for all the shows. Just scroll up for the regular anime."