The Guy above me is a troll because...

[A random person]

For questioning the leader of whale nuking.

Edit: For being a ninja and sexing us up in that other thread.

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing time into a thing of pure fun.

 

[A random person]

For ignoring the essence.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making essence a dirty word.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What? A thread got sexed up and I wasn't invited?"

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to sex up a hamster.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What hamster?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for sexing me up.

 

[Neonbob]

...for imagining very sexual things and then putting them on the internet.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For imaging the internet.

 

[Neonbob]

...for slowing me and my attention down!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking the internet is real.

[sup]It's just an illusion.
Like Britain's Prime Minister and how good we are at football.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *ROADBLOCK*
[sup]Football is also an illusion.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for making another illusion out of bacon.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "It's just an OPTICAL ILLUSION..."
[sup]Now start building Cotswell![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for shooting an entire movie with bakery supplies.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Donut attack*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Is this just real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality."

 

[Neonbob]

...for bringing songs into a no song zone.

 

[Lambi]

...for "Activate...Drug-O-Vision!"
It's better if you watch it in fullscreen. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYIDI-KeYDE]