The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for turning my mind into a pay per view show.

 

[Lambi]

...for "No. I turned your mind into a paperview."

 

[Neonbob]

...for showing the world some madness borne of my mind.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "All I saw was 'Must nuke the whales' over and over again."

 

[Neonbob]

...for flinging people out of cannons without the right preparation.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I'd want them prepared.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not thinking of the people in front of the flingees, who will be showered in shit.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I care about them.

[sup]They shall become part of my show.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a show on in the middle of the year.

 

[A random person]

For complaining about summer programming.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not making the summer TV programs any better!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Livin' la vida loca!"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for shooting at a rare and lonely creature.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For never finishing you scente...

 

[Lambi]

...for "What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me,
don't hurt me, no more."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "KOBOLD"

 

[Lambi]

...for YELLING!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

[HEADING=1]FOR YELLING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/HEADING]