The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For *TROUT-SLAP*

 

[Sassafrass]

...for reasons I do not know of.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *OGRE SOUND*

 

[Neonbob]

...for annoying every single person on your street!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not using anti-matter bombs against those whales.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for helping the whales escape.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'm not helping them escape, I'm killing them in a more painful way."

 

[Neonbob]

...for convincing people on the street that they're going nuts!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not helping me with that.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not looking behind you while I was giving people tons of hallucinogenics.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not permanently breaking their minds with overwhelming speech skills.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not poking their heads with fire.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "This time I wanna leave them demented, ready to kill anyone at any time for no reason at all."

 

[Neonbob]

...for sticking plates of glass in your retinas!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What's a retina?"

 

[A random person]

For criticizing question asking.

 

[Neonbob]

...for dulling my large knife with repeated stabbings in chests!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I spy with my lidless eye..."

 

[Neonbob]

...for ripping your lips of in a weird form of protest.