The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being one of many who put me under house arrest.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not breaking down the house.

 

[Neonbob]

...for using a hammer to break my foot.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using his foot to break my hammer.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using his break to hammer his foot.

 

[Neonbob]

...for having to break your food!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For crushing his own skull.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for using his neck to break his cake.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using the remains of said cake to break his neck.

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting a prostitute in handcuffs and then driving around the town while showing her off!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for slamming me face first into the ground from 5,000 feet up.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not packing your own parachute with fluffy marshmallow whip.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For dissaproving what I do with prostitutes?
[sup]Not that I care what you think about it.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

@Neonbob: For giving me his fluffy marshmallow whip.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For possibly having gotten ninja'd.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for possibly breaking the Matrix.

[sup]Someone uploaded a LOLcat!!![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving all the hobos in a five mile radius a few good scratches from your cat.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for this weird thing. [http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/star-wars-darth-vader-sense.jpg]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For singing in the rain.