The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for stuffing teddy bears with anthrax!

 

[Neonbob]

...for underestimating my system.
[sup]hm. I suppose this'll be a good test of my immune system![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For being immune to too many things.

[sup]But not my mustard. Have at thee![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to poison me!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not wanting to be poisoned.

 

[Neonbob]

...for giving me shiny metal spray paint when I wanted glowy green.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for already glowing green.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not using a night light.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For boring me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being easily bored.

 

[Neonbob]

...for draining their brain juice into my bowl.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not treating me on a glass of brain juice.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making a giant rat appear in my basement.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising he 'invited' me down there when I joined The Escapist.

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to remember stuff from a long time ago!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not taking out all of my brain.

[sup]I remember...I remember the worry, worry.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for trying to drag me out of the house!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for locking me in!

[sup]Look at what you've done to me![/sup]