The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For not noticing I ate your steak and ketchup.

 

[Neonbob]

...for knocking down a tree without explosives.

 

[Lambi]

For unnessacery use of explosives.

 

[Neonbob]

...for making hypothetical situations of ketchupy goodness!

 

[Ren3004]

... for being a small thin phony.

 

[Neonbob]

...for leaving rotten food in my room for a year!

 

[Ren3004]

... for not cleaning his room properly.

 

[Neonbob]

...for delivering a baby of enormous proportions.

 

[Ren3004]

... for delivering a pizza of minuscule proportions.

 

[Neonbob]

...for mixing up the two deliveries

 

[Ren3004]

... for mixing water and potassium.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "NONSENSE, POOPYPANTS!"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For
"Estuans Interius
Ira vehementi"

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being Captain Sneakypants!

 

[Ren3004]

... for knowing Captain Sneakypants's whereabouts.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For expecting me to wear pants.

 

[Sassafrass]

..for "It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on."

 

[Ren3004]

... for having an avatar that is too awesome to describe.