The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for exploding my favorite collection of life sized dolls.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For collecting dolls.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not joining me in my preservation of victim...collecting.

 

[Lambi]

For not being Ace Ventura.

 

[Neonbob]

...for thinking that's a master plan rather than a hobby.

 

[Neonbob]

...for not believing me.
*sobs*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For doing a good job in tricking him into thinking he knows your true motives.

 

[Lambi]

For still not being Ace Ventura.

 

[Lambi]

For not being quick enough!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting him to achieve something that's too far out of his reach.

 

[Neonbob]

...for eating potatoes while I was out stabbing!

 

[Neonbob]

...for putting ketchup on a steak.

 

[Ren3004]

... for putting a steak on ketchup.